The Flying Spaghetti Monster EXPLAINED - The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His relation to PIRATES

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, much as it is today, but for reasons unknown made it appear that the universe is billions of years old (instead of thousands) and that life evolved into its current state (rather than created in its current form). Whenever a scientist carbon-dates an object, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is there to change the results with his noodly appendage, so only the TRUE BELIEVERS understand the truth. May you too be touched by His noodly appendage and be blessed. RAMEN.
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