"On the heels of being fired by Fox News, again, Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska who quit her job half way through, just announced that starting August 1st she's going to quit charging $9.95 a month for subscriptions to the Sarah Palin Channel. She’s doing it for freedom, not because her channel was an economic failure. She had to quit - because if she keeps on working that would mean that she’s quit quitting, and that's not her rogue maverick style. She told her victims, I mean viewers: "Now, it is with an important presidential election coming up that we are going to do this. I just want to make sure that your voices and mine are heard by the widest possible audience across this great land of ours. I really look forward to continuing to hear your ideas and your dreams and your solutions for America." Translation: "Not enough suckers are buying subscriptions, and having to actually get up and go to work every day to produce more content, and read and answer subscriber e-mails isn’t worth the measly few bucks I've been making off this scam. I’m a star dammit! Thinking and talking and standing in front of flags is just way too much work - so I'll just pretend to be generous and give free access to everyone and hope nobody notices that the real reason I quit yet another job is because I'm lazy, I'm out of ideas, and I've become completely irrelevant, especially with Donald Trump in the news! Let’s face it – when it comes to being an attention whore nobody beats The Donald!” So starting August 1st, you too can watch Mamma Grizzly... Caribou Barbie... Snow Snooki... The Moosiah... The Hockey Mom... The Klondike Kardashian... The Quitter From Wasilla... or whatever you like to call the dumbest bitch that ever crawled out of the trailer park meth labs of Alaska, tossing her word salad and struggling to form coherent thoughts in English in what little content she's produced so far, and it won’t cost you a red cent! Well you have to give her credit for one thing - she's finally figured out what the actual value of her "intellectual content" is... zero dollars! And even THAT'S overpriced! She'd better line up that Playboy shoot soon before her "physical content" deteriorates to the point where even the aging white male bigots who watch Fox News won't want to see her naked! She'd better start planning ahead because I doubt she'll be asked to speak at the Republican convention or anywhere else after she gave that speech in Denver drunk off her ass almost exactly a year ago. Remember that? Maybe she could get a job as the spokesperson for Chik Fil-A! She's already got experience talking about real Americans on TV while some Goober slaughters turkeys right behind her in the shot… remember that? Turkey, chicken… what’s the difference? Poultry is poultry, right?"
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