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After the last Republican presidential of 2015 debate last night I think I can sum it up pretty quick. Everything bad that’s ever happened since the big bang is Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton’s fault, and if you don’t vote Republican in 2016 ISIS is going to kill you. That’s pretty much it in a nutshell. Every time I hear Republicans talk I can’t help but think that you’d have to be a moron to vote for any of them. If you’re a regular viewer you’ve heard me say many times that the biggest threat to America is stupidity, and the current incarnation of the Republican Party and its clown car wannabe’s proves it. Dealing with terrorism is child’s play compared to un-dumbing the dumbed down state of the Republican Party base which is ignorant, superstitious, and scared to death of any and every boogie man the right wing can come up with, including clean energy.
Now I don’t know if the residents of the small town of Woodland, North Carolina are mostly Republican or not, but I’d be willing to bet they are since the town council passed on building a solar panel farm because suspicious residents like Bobby Mann and his wife Jane, who is a retired science teacher no less, are afraid that the solar panels will suck up all the sunlight and kill the plants and crops. I’m not kidding – that’s what they said! Mrs. Mann, who remember used to teach science to children in one of the three US states that produce almost a billion pounds of tobacco per year, also said “no one can tell me that solar panels don’t cause cancer.” It's amazing these people can get dressed in the morning! According to their logic, we should ban overweight women from going to the beach because skinny women will never get a tan because the overweight women would suck up all the sunlight! This country was first to put a man on the moon with less computing power than your average wristwatch. American exceptionalism you say? These people would be lucky to put a man in a tree! It’s frightening that a bunch of children in “the most powerful and advanced country in the world” learned science from someone who doesn't know how the sun works.
And whether or not these people happen to be Republicans, it’s even more frightening to see Republican Party leaders and candidates constantly pushing to eliminate government agencies like the EPA and Department of Education, and even teach fairy tales from the Bible as equal to science in our school systems! And if you think I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, don’t forget – we have US Congressmen and Senators who say science is the work of Satan, and the leading 2016 Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump saying we should shut down the parts of the Internet that ISIS uses! You see, this is why we can’t have nice things. Unless something big happens this will probably be my last video for 2015. I’m not going to rant on my feelings about Christmas this year, I’ll just refer to you previous videos from about this time in previous years – I think there’s about 4 or 5 of them. I’m leaving for the holidays next week and I’ll be back in January. However you plan to celebrate the holidays I hope you all have a wonderful time, and if you can, be sure to cherish any time you get to spend with your families, even your crazy uncle who watches Fox News. I can tell you from personal experience they won’t be around forever.
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