Bill Maher Did NOT Disappoint In His Reaction To Sarah Palin’s Endorsement Of Trump (VIDEO)

"...There’s really no better person to roast Sarah Palin than Bill Maher, and he most definitely didn’t disappoint on Friday’s edition of his HBO show. After the failed vice presidential candidate and half-term governor of Alaska endorsed Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump this past week, it’s been pretty much nonstop coverage of her idiocy. After all, the woman showed up, dressed in wind chimes, and was clearly either drunk or overly caffeinated. Any way you put it, no one put it better than Maher when he stated:

“Trump and Gump. Fatman and Little Brain… it was really something. Did you happen to see any of her speech? Oh my God. It was like a crazy drunk bridesmaid grabbed the mic at a wedding reception. This woman has a thousand stupid clichés in her head, and when she opens her mouth, it’s like they’re all escaping a nightclub fire.”...
https://youtu.be/XY1R3TgkdiU

Sarah Palin Loses It When Asked About Blaming Obama for Son Beating Girlfriend

The “Today” show’s co-anchors made Sarah Palin squirm by asking her to explain why she appeared to blame President Barack Obama for her son’s domestic violence arrest...
https://youtu.be/hS6cdqYlmhc

Dumb and Dumber: Trump, Palin and the Celebration of Stupidity in U.S. Politics

Over time, America's political rhetoric has relentlessly declined...
http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/donald-trump-sarah-palin-and-how-stupidity-shaping-gop-politics

Sarah Palin's Trump Endorsement Gets Mocked On 'SNL'

Fey mocked Palin's history starring on reality TV in her sketch and at one point started screeching and swaying...
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/snl-tina-fey-returns-sarah-palin

Veterans Aren't Having Sarah Palin's PTSD Scapegoating

"Palin is using PTSD as an excuse to shift blame away from her son's domestic violence."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/veterans-sarah-palins-ptsd_us_56a10331e4b0404eb8f0726b

Sorry Sarah!

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/01/open-thread-sorry-sarah

Colbert Shreds Sarah Palin's Trump Endorsement—Offers Up His Own Palinesque Plugs

"First, let me just tase the part of my brain that understands sentence structure."
http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/watch-colbert-shreds-sarah-palins-trump-endorsement-offers-his-own-palinesque

'Nightly Show' To Sarah Palin: 'Please Leave Us The F**k Alone' (VIDEO)

"Excuse me, but you can't just crawl out of your frozen igloo bullshit shack once every election cycle just so you can become nauseatingly relevant and spew recycled partisan crazy sauce all over everybody," Wilmore said. "And then use an issue as serious as PTSD, let alone pimp out your own son and his problems. None of our soldiers deserve to have these problems become partisan issues."
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/nightly-show-sarah-palin-leave-us-alone

The Most Mystifying Lines of Sarah Palin’s Endorsement Speech - NYTimes.com

“They stomp on our neck, and then they tell us, ‘Just chill, O.K., just relax.’ Well, look, we are mad, and we’ve been had. They need to get used to it.”...
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/21/us/politics/sarah-palin-endorsement-speech-donald-trump.html

"Video #400" by Old Fart Rants

"Like the Republicans and Tea Partiers haven’t embarrassed us enough already, what better topic for my 400th video than the return of the dumbest bitch on earth – Sarah Palin! Did you see her incoherent, word salad speech yesterday endorsing Donald Trump? Either she was drunk, or on meth, or she stopped in Flint Michigan for water, or Ben Carson has operated on her brain recently! She was bad back in 2008, but she’s beyond pathetic now. Meanwhile back in Alaska, her slut daughter Bristol, who gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars as an abstinence spokesperson but has had 2 children out of wedlock, was busy Tweeting against Moose Mommy’s one time BFF but Donald Trump’s closest competitor Ted Cruz, while her brother, Track was being hauled off to jail for domestic violence against his girlfriend and making threats with a firearm while drunk. What role models for Christian family values!

And I loved when she said about Trump “Oh, I just hope you guys get to know him more and more as a person, and a family man” because he is a real family man – just ask any of his families! And you gotta hand it to the Donald for standing there listening to Quitty McGrifter’s nails on a chalkboard rambling babblings without busting out laughing or throwing up! If he could keep a straight face through all of that, maybe he is presidential material after all? I’d bet dollars to donuts that Trump paid the Ice Queen for her endorsement. I mean isn’t it kind of odd that she’d endorse a guy who just months ago bashed American hero and her “Country First” presidential running mate John McCain as being a sap for being captured as a POW in Viet Nam? And don’t forget, Ted Cruz said that he owes his win in the Senate elections directly to Sarah Palin’s influence. So how does it make sense for her to support Trump and trash the so called “establishment Republicans” like John McCain who she used to say was exactly what America needed? M.O.N.E.Y. I understand why Trump wants her endorsement – to hedge his bet to win Iowa and put Ted Cruz away for good.

But I think he already has Cruz on the ropes over the birther thing because many constitutional scholars have said he’s ineligible to run under an “originalist” interpretation of the Constitution – what the Founders actually meant when they wrote it, which clearly meant you have to be born in the United States or one of its territories to be a “natural born citizen.” Trump is right – one lawsuit against Cruz has already been filed, and Democrat Alan Grayson has promised to file one as well if Cruz gets the nomination. Game over and I hate to admit it but brilliantly played by Trump. But if Trump doesn’t dump Palin immediately after the Iowa caucuses he’s going to be sorry he ever appeared on a stage with this lying, criminal, quitter who has abused her kids by using them as props, committed crimes, and is a hideous narcissistic, pathological liar who now has an obvious drinking or drug problem. She’s so bad even Glenn Beck is ashamed of her now!

Her "endorsement" is only useful for the sad remnant of fools of the Christian Taliban, and if Trump taps her as his V.P. running mate he can kiss any chances of winning the general election goodbye – just like John McCain who unleashed this awful bitch on America 8 years ago. If there is a God, please make Trump name Palin as his running mate so we can say goodbye to the Republican Party and the Tea Tards for the foreseeable future, and really make America great again instead of the laughing stock of the world. Meanwhile the “family values” ½ term quitter/grifter was apparently too hung over to make a scheduled appearance this morning in Norwalk Iowa – probably Obama’s fault! Seems to me that Mama Grisly should stop playing pathetically over the hill reality show star and go back home to her trailer trash family in Alaska, bail her son out of jail, tell him to stop beating his girlfriend, and keep an eye on her guns and Bibles… and booze. Family values indeed!

https://youtu.be/4eBSqnIfptw

What Sarah Palin Really Wants From Her Donald Trump Endorsement

Does the former Alaska governor and 2008 vice presidential candidate want anything in return? Most likely, yes — Palin, who popularized the term “drill, baby, drill,” has said she’d like to be Trump’s Secretary of Energy. And Trump has said he’d be willing to give Palin a position in his cabinet, should he be elected president...
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/01/19/3740724/sarah-palin-donald-trump-endorsement/

Sarah Palin Wants Our Politicians To Be Just As Stupid As She Is

Well, it’s official– Sarah Palin wants our elected leaders to be just as dumb as she is.

In a recent interview with CNN, Palin admitted that she would rather have a president who is tough than one who can win at Trivial Pursuit. She then added that she doesn’t think Americans give a “flying flip” about who is leading a foreign country since those leaders will eventually change.
http://youtu.be/xpfsIdky-20

Seth Takes on English-Only Politicians in Solamente Inglés - Late Night with Seth Meyers

https://youtu.be/07lACeGMgR4

Sarah Palin Defends The Confederate Flag – Because Planned Parenthood

Sarah Palin used the right-wing campaign against Planned Parenthood to swipe at opponents of the Confederate Flag - and pretend it's because she cares...  Read more

"Rinse and Repeat" by Old Fart Rants

https://youtu.be/pkUhTozLXL4

"The Republican Party has gone completely off the rails - they have nothing to offer except clowns, lies, fear, and hate. Donald Trump said he'd love to have Sarah Palin on his team - not as his running mate because of course even a bloviated carnival barker like Trump knows she's a total moron, and their campaign slogan would have to be "You're Fired / I Quit!" He meant having her in his cabinet which would make her one of those dreaded czars she hates so much. But of course he's lying about that just to get votes from the flock of idiots who are so stupid and uninformed they actually think Sarah Palin is qualified for anything besides standing in front of a flag babbling incoherently. Donald Trump is leading the polls for the Republican Party's presidential nomination! To conservatives, the Pope is now the most dangerous man in the world - Marxist enemy number one. Some even think he's the Anti-Christ! The friggin' Pope! We have unprecedented disrespect for the President of the United States all because he's black with a Muslimy sounding name. Unprecedented obstruction which hasn't just prevented good things from happening for the country, it's actually damaged the country! Benghazi is still a bigger failure than 9-11. Fox News is still lying about everything and their viewers are still too dumb to know it. The rest of the modern world is making great advances in healthcare and renewable energy while we can't even get out potholes fixed. I just saw where a guy got a bill from the hospital for $153,000 for treating his snakebite. That's enough to buy a house in a lot of American cities. Only an idiot could ever think we have the “best healthcare system in the world” and only a bunch of crooks would try to repeal Obamacare over 60 times knowing full well they can’t, and call it patriotism! They've got wild conspiracy theories that make science fiction look a documentary. Almost 100 years since the Scopes trial they're still trying to replace science with religion to force their fairy tale beliefs everyone. Racism, bigotry and imaginary divine authority are not only alive and well - they're on steroids! They completely control Congress now, but they haven't accomplished a single thing except to name a few post offices. They have no ideas and no alternative solutions for anything – all they do is lie, whine and complain. The only thing the Republican Party's has been FOR since Obama was first elected is trying to undermine Roe V. Wade and go after Planned Parenthood. Meanwhile they're ready to start a war and kill other people's sons and daughters at the drop of a hat, actually proposing war as a better option than a treaty with Iran that everyone in the world thinks is good but them. They're literally ready to bring on Armageddon just to get their way. How much worse can things get? With so much idiocy going on for so long, it's getting hard to pick a story anymore, much less keep up. What's left to say that hasn't been said? Why bother, especially when it's all so easy to understand. No matter what act is in the center ring of their circus of nightmares at the time, here's all you need to know: Republicans and their Tea Party spawn are bad. Democrats are less bad, making them the lesser of 2 evils. And here's how to fix the problem: Get rid of every Republican in every office from dog catcher to President of the United States, and only elect Democrats for at least the next 8 to 12 years. See if things get better. If not, rinse and repeat. That's it."

"Quitty McGrifter Quits Again!" by old Fart Rants

"On the heels of being fired by Fox News, again, Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska who quit her job half way through, just announced that starting August 1st she's going to quit charging $9.95 a month for subscriptions to the Sarah Palin Channel. She’s doing it for freedom, not because her channel was an economic failure. She had to quit - because if she keeps on working that would mean that she’s quit quitting, and that's not her rogue maverick style. She told her victims, I mean viewers: "Now, it is with an important presidential election coming up that we are going to do this. I just want to make sure that your voices and mine are heard by the widest possible audience across this great land of ours. I really look forward to continuing to hear your ideas and your dreams and your solutions for America." Translation: "Not enough suckers are buying subscriptions, and having to actually get up and go to work every day to produce more content, and read and answer subscriber e-mails isn’t worth the measly few bucks I've been making off this scam. I’m a star dammit! Thinking and talking and standing in front of flags is just way too much work - so I'll just pretend to be generous and give free access to everyone and hope nobody notices that the real reason I quit yet another job is because I'm lazy, I'm out of ideas, and I've become completely irrelevant, especially with Donald Trump in the news! Let’s face it – when it comes to being an attention whore nobody beats The Donald!” So starting August 1st, you too can watch Mamma Grizzly... Caribou Barbie... Snow Snooki... The Moosiah... The Hockey Mom... The Klondike Kardashian... The Quitter From Wasilla... or whatever you like to call the dumbest bitch that ever crawled out of the trailer park meth labs of Alaska, tossing her word salad and struggling to form coherent thoughts in English in what little content she's produced so far, and it won’t cost you a red cent! Well you have to give her credit for one thing - she's finally figured out what the actual value of her "intellectual content" is... zero dollars! And even THAT'S overpriced! She'd better line up that Playboy shoot soon before her "physical content" deteriorates to the point where even the aging white male bigots who watch Fox News won't want to see her naked! She'd better start planning ahead because I doubt she'll be asked to speak at the Republican convention or anywhere else after she gave that speech in Denver drunk off her ass almost exactly a year ago. Remember that? Maybe she could get a job as the spokesperson for Chik Fil-A! She's already got experience talking about real Americans on TV while some Goober slaughters turkeys right behind her in the shot… remember that? Turkey, chicken… what’s the difference? Poultry is poultry, right?"

http://youtu.be/7IZoXY42S-8

Abstinence-only advocate Bristol Palin says she's pregnant for second time

"I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy," she said.
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Why Conservatives Suddenly Care About Rightwing Mail-Order Scams

Anyone who follows the conservative movement carefully could tell you that it's about 25 percent politics and 75 percent mail-order scam. For more tha... Read more

Bill Maher Says Socialism Created America's Successful Middle Class

In the latest "Real Time with Bill Maher," the host sounded off on politicians for repeatedly talking about middle-class economics, saying, "No one is...  Read more  and here.
http://youtu.be/d3wWia09UC8

Sarah Palin: Despite The 'Haters' I May Run For Office Again

Sarah Palin said on Tuesday that despite the "haters," she may consider another run for political office. Read More -> ... Read more