“Aspirations, is that like sweat on my butt? …What you want me—what I want to do in life. Well, my aspiration is to, uh, to be in a teen hit film like that guy who played Horatio…http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/adb8be5410/young-ted-cruz-outtakes?_cc=__d___&_ccid=56823aaa70221857
“Well, other than that, uh, take over the world. World domination. Yeah, rule everything…
“Other aspirations? You still talking about the sweat that comes out of my stinky little butt? I’d like to defund Planned Parenthood. Stop the gays from getting married. That kind of stuff.
“One aspiration of mine is to steal thin mints from a girl scout, stick ‘em on my butt.
“You know, I’d really like to push a blind kid down the stairs with my butt.
“Well, I’d like to fart in my dog’s mouth, I guess, using my butt. Carpet bomb some brown people.
“Oh wow, lookie here (chews a cookie). Tastes just like my aspiration.
“Uh, pee on my own butt.
“Deport the immigrants and build a wall around Mexico.
“More aspirations (with unbuttoned shirt, rubs stomach). Um-hum, I sure do love to drink the sweat that comes out of my butt.
“I’m Ted Cruz and I want to run for president.
“What a day! What a day to be Ted Cruz. (Drinks water from a fountain) Tastes like my dad’s butt.”
Thursday, January 28, 2016
The Ted Cruz as a Teenager Video: The Longer Version
Is this for real? Is this an accurate transcript of what young Ted Cruz is saying? Do you consider this "normal" talk for a teenager?
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